A good dose of mush
Say something brilliant “What’s the square root of 2?” Cathy asks from out of nowhere as we are walking back to her apartment. I answer with a blank stare. “Well? A little help here,” she presses. “You’re not actually, seriously considering that I can possibly answer that question, do you?” I manage to blabber after snapping out of my stupor. “What? It’s a simple question.” “Sure, if I were Einstein. Ask me about useless trivia and I might come up with an answer. But math? Let’s be realistic here.” “Oh, you’re so useless.” “I resent that, but if it would keep me from answering your question, then thank you.” I smile at her. She sticks her tongue at me. “Now you’re just being childish,” I say. She glares at me. “…But cute. Childish, but cute,” I quickly add. “You better know it, mister,” she says pointing an accusing finger at me. I stick my tongue at her. “Oh, you’ve grown a backbone, I see. So that’s how you want to play it,” she says while raisi...